It is said that there only two things of which we can be certain in this life -- death and taxes. I can't help but agree, with one caveat. There is a little known third item of certainty for those people who are parents. You will, whether you like it or not, end up attending a birthday party held at Chuck E. Cheese. It's inevitable, so you might as well give up all resistance and go with it.
Let me start out by saying what I like about Chuck E. Cheese -- the kids love it. No question about it. From my unscientific survey of the parents I know, however, many parents don't love it, including me. First, there are way too many parties squeezed in there at once at the time, making for a very tight fit and a very high noise level. It's not a comfortable place to hang out. Secondly, a high number of parties means a very high number of kids who are running, screaming, flailing their arms, laughing, crying and more. Just watch the action for a while and you'll see quite a few kids literally slam right into each other, like atoms colliding. Thirdly, again because of the capacity crowd, every game is occupied so there is a bit of waiting involved. It is very difficult to get a child filled to the brim with grease and sugar to be patient. And finally, I think the food is awful. At least, the pizza and the cake are not very good. I haven't ventured to try any of the other items they offer.
Apparently, I'm not the only one who feels this way: see here and here.
They've got us parents in their clutches and we can't escape, because every child wants a party at Chuck E. Cheese. The company, CEC Entertainment Inc., has 420 corporately owned and 48 franchise restaurants in 48 states and 4 countries. (I wonder which 2 states are missing out on this experience.) They are raking in the dough, so they must be doing something right.
I think someone (are you out there reading this right now?!) needs to come up with a more upscale version of Chuck E. Cheese. Someone who is willing to make a little bit less than CEC, maybe, but still quite a lot, by creating a place that parents would love as much as kids. I know I would be willing to pay quite a bit more just so that I could go home from these parties without a blinding headache. Isn't there room for another player in this market? What if there was a place that had better food, more comfortable seating, maybe an espresso machine, better music along the lines of, say, Laurie Berkner and Dan Zanes? Is this all just a pipe dream?
Tag: marketing
Hi,
As a father of three, I know your pain! Things do and well get better. Anyway, check out Dave & Buster's.
Posted by: Jim Wilde | May 18, 2005 at 09:04 AM
There used to be a place called DISCOVERY ZONE in my city but it is now gone. There is still a place called CELEBRATION STATION - and it appears to do well. These are BOTH still "kid intense" places -- the marketers KNOW that the kids will drag the adults there AND they know that many adults will drag their kids there and turn them loose (and put int he ear plugs). Don't know of a place that is both kid fun and adult fun.
Posted by: Anthony | May 18, 2005 at 11:26 AM
It's amazing that yesterday I was thinking of this very thing. I'm mother with a six month old, and yesterday was dreaming of her future career, college, grade schools, and yes, her parties as well. (I figure I should just do my job and plan out her future, the earlier the better, right!.) Where would she like have her parties? Where would I like to take her for a party?
That lead me to wonder about McDonalds. My mother held parties for me at the famous and very popular family hang out with the cool multi-colored balls and friendly red-headed buddy. Adults seemed to enjoy it as much as we did, maybe that is why we were repeat customers. Now I wouldn't think of going to McDonalds let alone bring my child, for a party or anyone else's party. It seems to me that McDonalds is no longer interested in me or my family. So where else to go but Chuck E Cheese.
Posted by: Alyssa | May 18, 2005 at 12:26 PM
There is no ChuckECheese in Manhattan.
(Instead you end up at Chelsea Piers for bowling. It's the law.)
Posted by: Bill Seitz | May 18, 2005 at 05:15 PM
Katherine: normally I love your stuff, but I gotta say you're off the mark on this one. I, too, loathe Charles E Fromage, as we call him in my house. Code is needed, because if his name is spoken aloud in the presence of the smalls, the pilgrimage to the House of Rat must be made. But there are 3 things you're missing in your analysis.
1. You aren't the customer. Your kids are. If you liked it more, they'd probably like it less. The experience you describe is available. It's called "Starbucks." And it's where grownups get to live most of the time. When I was a kid, I dragged my folks to a bunch of lame places I'm sure they loathed. But I also had to go to church (of which I now am glad), camping (same), relatives (ditto), car shows (still hate), boat shows (more hating), RV shows (most hateful), about a million picnics and social events that I can't remember what the heck they were for, etc., weddings, their friends' kids' mitzvahs, etc. The kids like it. I think the fact that we hate it is part of the attraction.
2. If you shop for party time at Chuck's the same as you do other shopping -- i.e., with some smarts -- you'll do lots better. I now take a half-day off and do the party at Cheese's House as a late-lunch on a Tuesday afternoon from 2pm - 4:30ish. Almost deserted. If you ask nice, they'll turn down the music and (sometimes) turn off the animademonics. If, however, you go on Saturday at noon... You get what you deserve.
3. Preparation: a) Over the counter pharmaceuticals. Find a good antihistamine. Triple the recommended dosage. b) iPod. You can't hear a damn thing anyway; plug in, crank up, and tune out. I recommend AC/DC or Pink Floyd. Highly surreal. c) Dress the chillun in very, very distinct clothing. Bright orange top with flourescent green stripes, brite white sweat pants and sneaks that flash.
Lastly, and this is bonus faux wisdom, just lean back and grok the whole she-bang-a-bang. It is what it is. In a few years, the kids will be wanting a Vespa and beers. Watch them OD on bad pizza, Cokes and ball pits. Check out how much cuter yours is compared to all the other bizzaro-kids. Whack-a-mole or two yourself.
I hate the place. Hate, hate, hate. But my son loves it to death. And there aren't that many places he goes ape over. If they changed it, my fear is that we'd lose something he's clearly 100% into. And that ain't good marketing.
Posted by: Andy Havens | May 19, 2005 at 12:24 AM
Actually, there is a more upscale version of Chuck E. Cheese. It's called Startime. You can read about it at the link to my name at the end of this post.
Posted by: Harry Joiner | May 20, 2005 at 05:46 PM
They already do, it's called Dave and Busters.
Posted by: Mike | May 26, 2005 at 11:25 AM
While I do agree with the comment that CEC markets to kids, not parents, I will also add another alternative:
Jillian's.
"No way! Jillian's is for adults!" you might think if your experience with this adult-oriented indoor entertainment zone is in a large city or university town.
But in my town (Green Bay, Wis., population 100K or so), the downtown Jillian's very quickly became the accepted alternative to CEC, mainly because parents here take their kids everywhere with them, and any business that wants to do well must welcome them.
It was a real change in atmosphere for the corporate-trained franchise manager, who learned pretty quickly that promoting kids' parties in the dead hours of late morning through early evening brought in unexpected revenue.
The place has since closed for other reasons, and I know a lot of parents miss it. So do we. My 10-year-old still misses it and preferred it to CEC. Costs were about the same but a lot less wear and tear on the parental nerves.
Funny you should raise this comment, because my son's school is doing a fund-raiser there next week, and a friend and I are debating whether to bite the bullet and go or just write a check to cover whatever the school would have earned from our dinner checks.
Posted by: Janet | May 26, 2005 at 01:36 PM
A place we have in the Smokies called The Factory is better than any CEC, D&B or Jillian's. They are very affordable and they have more things to do than any of the other places. Once you've gone to the Factory, you will not even compare what family entertainment places should be like.
Posted by: Jo | June 15, 2005 at 08:49 AM